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Well, that's the problem with homophones. Today, we're so used to those red squiggly lines under misspelled words that we don't bother checking over the document ourselves, even though there will likely still be mistakes the computer didn't pick up.

Maybe there should be a further squiggly blue line for 'Lulz ridiculous' statements. A sub-context checker, if you will.

But it wouldn't surprise me that word processors support kinky sex. I mean, voice recognition software supports streaking, after all.*

* = Well, it does in my case, ever since the hilarious incident of me saying 'Testing, one, two, three.' and MS Word interpreting that I'd said 'Testicles want to be free' and typing that into a document.

Actually, maybe its just MS Word in general...

XD

Oh fuck you.

Today somebody told me they will get me with their "bear hands".

I wish I had bear hands.

Wouldn't that be paws?

Yes. Yes it would.

What a day.... *tired*

I do not like dealing with people who are tearing up. (I'm not the source of anguish, mind you, just the party responsible for getting the mess cleaned up.)