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Your wish is granted, although the robot becomes intelligent enough to kill you and take your identity as its own, after severe and painful metallic torture.

I wish that I didn't have to wish for anything.

granted, you got it, i don't know what it is, but you get it, and you break it..

I wish to have a new heart..... (not literally, sentimentally)

Wish granted

your new heart makes you a cold and emotionless husk of a human being


I wish you were here <3

jaja and what do you wish???

I wish I had infinite cash so I could buy myself camera equipment, dammit.

Oh, and among other things.

Your wish shalt be granted. Too bad it's all monopoly money.

I wish I had the ability to block out all background noise whenever I wanted to.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!!YOU BLOCK OUT THE SOUND OF THE FALLING METEOR AND THUS DO NOT ESCAPE FROM BEING DESTROYED

I WISH I COULD TAKE FASTER SHOWERS

Your wish is granted. You now have a lower water supply, forcing you to be fast in the shower, given the limited water.

I wish noodles would stop channeling Billy May's spirit, i.e. stops typing in all caps.

your wish is granted

NOT REALLY

I WISH BILLY MAYS WERE STILL ALIVE

Your wish is granted, but he comes back as a zombie and advertises "NOODLEZBGONE" lazr guns (pewpew), which happens to be successful and you are killed by said weapons.


I wish it was winter already

Wish granted. Everything on television is now Billy Mays advertisements. After a week of this deafening torture, you decide you've had enough, and buy some pirated ShamWow commercial DVDs. But then you're arrested and put to hard labor on a turnip farm. One day a few years later, you and your cellmate--who you've developed a gay relationship with--decide to make a run for it one day. You make it as far as the entrance gate when Billy Mays himself, now the supreme overlord of all of Reality (and Cupcakes) kills your cellmate and teleports away, taking you with him. Seething with rage over your dead gay buddy, you angrily ask Mays why he brought you with him to his palace. He tells you he's been watching you through satellite for a year or two, and has fallen in love with you. Appalled, you attempt to escape his palace, but he then tackles you and carries you to his bedroom despite all your thrashing about. He lays you on the bed delicately and then a blinding light fills the room. Eventually it subsides and--lo and behold--it is not Billy Mays who is standing before you, but the ShamWow guy! You scream and scream, and then you pass out. You wake up, your eyes closed, hoping that it was all a dream, but then the ShamWow guy turns to you and says, "Had a good night's sleep, goo-bear?" Then you scream and scream some more, and then the ShamWow guy groans in pain. Suddenly, his chest glows red and his heart pops out of his chest. You pick it up and see that it is actually a heart-shaped grenade. Deciding that there's no other way, you set it off, throwing it down hard on the bed, killing you along with the ShamWow guy.

Edit: For Rain...your wish is granted. You stick your tongue to a pole and eventually die from dehydration.

I wish I could spontaneously combust.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED

BUT YOU GET HIT BY A METEOR

I wish elysienne was back.