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Wish granted. But you die just before she comes back on, sending everyone into a raging fight over who gets your yellow dress.

I wish I had the ability to grow and degrow tentacles at will.

Wish granted, but your tentacles end up sexing you. In your sleep. Uhh... self-cest?

I wish Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was a better movie.

Your wish is granted, but it's only showing in North Korea.

I wish everyone in the world but me was made of chocolate.

Wish granted, but man-eating aliens come to invade the earth and since you're the only non-chocolate person alive, they kidnap you and eat you.

I wish I could control time and space.

Your wish hath been grantedeth, but you accidentally get caught in a time-space paradox and end up being transported to another dimension where humans worship thigh bones.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my nipples.

Wish granted, though due to a malfunction, your nipples overheat and melt.

I wish I had an iguana as pet.

granted. Your iguana lives happily with you, but it realizes that you are a diclonius (I dont how to write it) and so the iguana kill himself-...

I wish I have a sandwich...

WISH GRANTED IT IS A COCKMEAT SANDWICH

AND I DON'T MEAN CHICKEN

HOPE YOU LIKE EXTRA MAYO

I WISH I WAS FANCY

Wish granted. You are now a Cat Fancy magazine.

I wish all the computers in the world would begin to sing "Happy Birthday" and then get sued for copyright infringement, causing a worldwide collapse.

Granted now they do it the whole time and you get bored to heared all the time...

I wish i could have a dollar..

Wish granted. Sadly, the money was counterfeit and you get arrested on false charges.

I wish I had the trunk of an elephant.

Granted, but you are not here to care.

I wish my love lived on the same continent as me.

Granted, but your love contracts some weird disease and dies.

I wish I had a hook instead of my left hand.