What Would You Do If?

[Sampson]

I'd sneak along with them, record it, and blackmail them.

What would you do if you found out your parents weren't actually your parents?

[noodles]

shit bricks, and then love them even more for giving someone not related to them such unconditional acceptance and support

edit: what would you do if your computer randomly printed out a heart and the words "I love you Master"

[Onigiri]

Get the CPU installed in a female robot.

What would you do if you were a millionaire?

[noodles]

[Sawyer-736]

I would change it to Sawyer or maybe to put my name backwards...

what would you do if you help a friend in everything you can and you fall in love with that friend and then that friend betray you????^-^

[Sampson]

Cry and put laxatives and ipecac syrup in their food. And maybe loose Oprah upon him.

What would you do if woke up as the opposite gender?

[noodles]

er

exa-...examine myself in the mirror...maybe twirl around...masturbate

what would you do if you woke up able to breathe fire

[Onigiri]

[Sampson]

[noodles]

open an umbrella

what would you do you woke up next to a clone of yourself of the opposite gender

[Onigiri]

Hold her close.

What would you do if I would ring your doorbell (or use the knocker, for those old-fashioned types...) ??

[noodles]

Open the door, and wonder who you are

but if I knew it was you I would be like ONIII and hug you

what would you do if you saw this on the beach

[Onigiri]

Hug it tightly and take it home

What would you do if you woke up, and your hands had changed place (left hand on right arm, and vice versa) ??

[noodles]

[Onigiri]