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Postby Sampson » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:58 am

Wish granted. But you die just before she comes back on, sending everyone into a raging fight over who gets your yellow dress.

I wish I had the ability to grow and degrow tentacles at will.
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Postby Rain » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:40 am

Wish granted, but your tentacles end up sexing you. In your sleep. Uhh... self-cest?

I wish Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was a better movie.
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Postby Sampson » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:41 pm

Your wish is granted, but it's only showing in North Korea.

I wish everyone in the world but me was made of chocolate.
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Postby Rain » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:34 pm

Wish granted, but man-eating aliens come to invade the earth and since you're the only non-chocolate person alive, they kidnap you and eat you.

I wish I could control time and space.
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Postby Sampson » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:50 pm

Your wish hath been grantedeth, but you accidentally get caught in a time-space paradox and end up being transported to another dimension where humans worship thigh bones.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my nipples.
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Postby Onigiri » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:58 am

Wish granted, though due to a malfunction, your nipples overheat and melt.

I wish I had an iguana as pet.
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Postby Sawyer-736 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:51 am

granted. Your iguana lives happily with you, but it realizes that you are a diclonius (I dont how to write it) and so the iguana kill himself-...

I wish I have a sandwich...

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Postby noodles » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:28 am

WISH GRANTED IT IS A COCKMEAT SANDWICH

AND I DON'T MEAN CHICKEN

HOPE YOU LIKE EXTRA MAYO

I WISH I WAS FANCY

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Postby Sampson » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:38 am

Wish granted. You are now a Cat Fancy magazine.

I wish all the computers in the world would begin to sing "Happy Birthday" and then get sued for copyright infringement, causing a worldwide collapse.
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Postby Sawyer-736 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:06 am

Granted now they do it the whole time and you get bored to heared all the time...

I wish i could have a dollar..


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Postby Sampson » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:56 am

Wish granted. Sadly, the money was counterfeit and you get arrested on false charges.

I wish I had the trunk of an elephant.
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Postby Onigiri » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:45 am

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana!



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Postby noodles » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:18 am

Granted, but you are not here to care.

I wish my love lived on the same continent as me.

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Postby Sampson » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted, but your love contracts some weird disease and dies.

I wish I had a hook instead of my left hand.
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