Funny conversations thread!

[zamisk]

[Kinokokao]

Oh, good point

[Kinokokao]

[Solie]

I KILLED IT! I CUT IT INTO 3 PIECES!
AND ALL THE PIECES ARE STILL MOVING!
BUT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!

Lengthy Omegle Conversation coming up.
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: I love you.
You: I love you too. Hold me.
Stranger: Will you have my children?
You: Only if you be the mom.
Stranger: Okay
You: I'm naming the first one
You: Hector.
You: Next one Ike.
Stranger: Nathaniel
Stranger: or Taiquayzha
You: And last one can be, Captain Fabulous.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: We will adorn him with a sparkley pink boa.
You: And teach him to play the violin.
Stranger: He will win all the violin competitions
Stranger: and get all the girls.
Stranger: And men.
You: Especially the men.
Stranger: His sparkley boa will attract all
You: The shine and glitter will draw crowds of onlookers, he will grow sad with his fame.
Stranger: His massive release of pheromones will draw all the boyz to the yard
You: For the trading of many and all pokiman cards.
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: He will receive the rare Charizard card
Stranger: and everyone
Stranger: will be jealosu
You: Because he's got
Stranger: and jealous.
You: A motherfucking
You: Charizard card.
Stranger: Damn right.
You: Like first edition and shit
Stranger: it will out shine his shiney pink boa
You: but not by much
Stranger: it will forever be stored in the attic
You: To be covered in dust and filth, but to be later found again by another generation
Stranger: That generation will prize the shiney pink boa
Stranger: and worship it
Stranger: for the many decades to come.
You: It will rise to diety ship, and become the new popular relegion.
You: Millions will believe in it.
Stranger: Jesus will be jealous
Stranger: and ENVY the boa.
You: He will descend from the heavens to do battle with the shiny boa.
Stranger: Armed with Pegasus and wooden laddle
You: The battle will be long and fierce.
Stranger: Like beyonce
You: But the pink boa stands true, and glimmers it's way to victory
You: It rises to the sky as a beautiful katamari,
Stranger: Yes
You: Watching over the cosmos for millenia to come.
Stranger: and runs around the world, gathering cars and buildings onto its ball
You: Once a year,
Stranger: Jesus will be so angered with the Katamari of Fabulous
Stranger: that he will send letters to Zeus and other Norse Gods
Stranger: depicting said anger
Stranger: They will gather together and fight
You: Kratos will ally with the Shiny boa, and wear him around his neck into battle,
You: Becoming an unstoppable team of sparkly goodness.
You: Twilight vampires world wide kill themselves in frustration at this new display of manliness.
Stranger: Edward Cullen will look at Bellas face
Stranger: and see Kratos
Stranger: and kill himself.
Stranger: The world will be cleansed of the evil that is Twilight.
You: And once a year everyone will celebrate Kratos day,
You: For cleansing the world of twilight forever.
You: The End.
You: What a great story.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Everyone will want to hear this epic story.
Stranger: They will gather around flaming barrels and listen.
You: Goodnight sweet prince
Stranger: Good night, my loving husband.
You have disconnected.


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[Meep-Sheep]

i think. that that. was the best thing i've ever seen in my life.

in fact, as of tonight, my life is complete.

....
........
......thanks for giving me nothing to live for.

[zamisk]

don't forget to introduce yourself in the "introduce yourself here" thread

It's at the top of the page in the discussion section

Also lol

[Kinokokao]

[Illuminage]

It's like walking in onto something awkward, but yeah.

[NessySchu]

[Solie]

A Friend conversation started like this, PS It's fairly old.

[spoiler]
Solace says:
Lettuce Boat.
Kyran says:
Shrimp Hammer.
Solace says:
Crayfish Mace
Kyran says:
Octopus Javelin
Solace says:
Urchin Morningstar
Kyran says:
Blowfish Harpoon
Oh wait, that one sounds dirty
Solace says:
Sea Cucumber Fist.
Kyran says:
Moray Eel Flail.
Solace says:
Sea Star Shuriken
Kyran says:
Beluga Ballista
Solace says:
King Crab Cannon
Kyran says:
Narwhal Napalm
Solace says:
That's Deadly sounding, Anemone Arbalest
Kyran says:
Hammerhead Howitzer
Solace says:
Oh fuck^ Mako Shark Machine Gun
Kyran says:
Great White Gattling Gun
The rate of fire might be lower, but my shark is a higher calibur
Solace says:
Electric Eel Telsa Coil
Kyran says:
Dolphin Death Ray
Solace says:
Blue Whale Bonesaw
Kyran says:
Nasty, but how will you counter my Lobster Lobotomizer?
Solace says:
With my Stingray Sickle
Kyran says:
Not if you can't get past the range of my Cod Catapult
Solace says:
I'll return fire with My Trout Trebbuchet.
Kyran says:
Well, it has been an interesting duel, but I must seek sleep
talk to you later[/spoiler]

[Drathi]

So, I tried getting my friend to watch some anime/manga I've been watching/reading, and she makes a very good point.

[spoiler]Me: you really should check it out; it's one of the few things I'd call cute.
Her: Are we talking your definition of cute, or mine?
Me: ...there's a difference?
Her: Jake, your favorite character of one anime stabs herself in the head multiple times in one episode.
Me: ...and she lives to "Nii-Pah~" another day.
Her: You thought LUCY was cute.
Me: She is.
Her: She walked through a lab NAKED killing people in the bloodiest way possible.
Me: That's why you read further than the first chapter.
Her: And then there's Claymore... How...
Me: Raki and Clare.
Her: Okay, fine, you win that one.
Me: No, I win it all. All that stuff you mentioned are what I suggested to you.[/spoiler]Spoilered for Higurashi spoilers. ~noodles

[Meep-Sheep]

Awkward? That's my middle name! 8D

and Solie, I think you've won the internet. multiple times...

[Solie]

[Drathi]

[noodles]

*pat*