Funny conversations thread!

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Sun May 15, 2011 4:48 pm

Me: *driving us home from VA Beach* Could you get home right now if I wasn't here?
Him: Probably... yeah, there's a pay phone over there I'd use.
Me: Who would you call?
Him: The police.
Me: What would you ask them?
Him: I'd tell them I just shot a cop.
Me: Why would you do that?
Him: So they'd be distracted while I carjacked someone and made them drive me home.

negzee · Postby **negzee** » Sun May 15, 2011 4:51 pm

Mr Kino is awesome

Drathi · Postby **Drathi** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:35 am

ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGE GOOOO~

Me 7:23 pm
If I promise to not going to complain or spiral into the tundra, can I ask you something? You know how her birthday is next week...
Would it not be giving her space if I did something for her?
Friend 7:24 pm
No idea. But I'm not being a messenger
Me 7:25 pm
I'm sorry for making you the messager before. Anyways, that was all I wanted to ask. I'll just go with the, "If in doubt, don't do it" sort of thing, for now.
I didn't fall into the ice lake by breaking that thin ice, did I?
Him 7:26 pm
Nah
Me 7:29 pm
Thank God... You said to not bring it up--not a peep. I was worried that you'd be all, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION IT! *BLOCKBLOCKBLOCK*" *sigh* I know I can make it through this. ^_^ I've done all I can on this matter, so it's really in her hands now. I just have to sit back and be patient. XP
Any now back to Dragonball Z~
*flaps his arms around like a giddy retard* 8D
Friend 7:30 pm
XD

PLA · Postby **PLA** » Mon May 16, 2011 7:47 am

Thumbs up.

negzee · Postby **negzee** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:20 pm

Postby **zamisk** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:18 pm

;o

(for the record, I'm fully aware what Duke Nukem is about)

scy · Postby **scy** » Tue May 24, 2011 8:12 pm

YouTube · Postby **noodles** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:11 am

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:40 am

negzee · Postby **negzee** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:50 am

and various other things you should come get

Drathi · Postby **Drathi** » Wed May 25, 2011 2:30 am

Drove a friend home yesterday and we were talking about some webcomic she was reading about a guy getting turned into a girl somehow. She asked me what I'd do and this is the following conversation:

Me: To be honest, I'd strip down and take a good look at myself in the mirror. I--

Her: I KNEW IT.

Me: It's not what you think! I'd never be turned on by my own body! I'd want to see if it was real.

Her: Riiiight...

Me: If I had boobs so suddenly from well... *looks down*

Her: What are you saying?

Me: I'm saying I'd be a bit topheavy. I'd lose my balace due to the sudden amount of fat on my chest. I'd be playing with them so that I can feel comfortable.

Her: Which reminds me... what is it do guys find about boobs that are so great? They're just lumps of fat used to feed babies!

Me: You will never understad the primal attraction of men. Just accept the inevitable.

Her: So, why don't you stare at mine?

Me: Honestly?

Her: Yeah.

Me: Because most of the time guys who stare at them are imagining that person topless--don't quote me on that. I don't want to imagine a friend topless.

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Totally BS'n that conversation with her... *facedesk*

Sampson · Postby **Sampson** » Wed May 25, 2011 3:09 am

Ooh, was it Misfile?

Drathi · Postby **Drathi** » Wed May 25, 2011 3:30 am

I think that was it. XD

negzee · Postby **negzee** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:36 am

I read Misfile.

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