Funny conversations thread!

[Kinokokao]

Me: I want to get the Twin Towers 'Never Forget' license plate and then have SARUMAN as my tag.
Ryan: You totally should.
Me: I wanted OVR9000 but Mr Kino wouldn't let me
Ryan: That's where he draws the line?
Me: Well, I didn't tell him the Saruman idea. He might not get it.
Ryan: If he's going to have that beard he needs to start learning about wizards.
Me: Challenge accepted.

[Drathi]

Just a snippit of my conversation with my one friend.

[zamisk]

The f--

quick rundown, I am Zach. Hi. Ben is the guy dating the girl I had all that self-inflicted mopey crap a while ago with, who is Sara. Emily is Sara's best friend and is apparently crazy about me.

So, highschool.

[Kimiko]

Who is Scott Pilgrim?

[noodles]

what is the world

[PLA]

[Ninten]

This happened a few months ago on Steam.


Ninten: hey egbert
bixnoodles: hi!! :B
Ninten: tell me why are you a loser compared to me
bixnoodles: i'm not!
bixnoodles: i'm a pro hacker
Ninten: pro fagget maybe
Ninten: i know your serket dude
Ninten: you like boku no pico
bixnoodles: ......
Ninten: haha see told you
Ninten: its okay egbert nothing to be ashamed of

[noodles]

"i am not a homosexual"

[Ninten]

I think it was pretty obvious.

Mr Strider ;o

[Twat]

[noodles]

you know i'm roselsexual.

[zamisk]

Isn't everyone? .-.

[PLA]

^ Why not kátoptrosexual? :3

[zamisk]

Midorisexual

[Kinokokao]

Texting:

Me: omg i just bled through a tampon in 90 minutes
Him: Call Guinness